Monthly Archives: March 2008

THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK! 1. “Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf%$# you!” 2. “You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.” 3. “Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.” 4. “Well, aren’t … Continue reading →

“About Engineers” Q: What is the definition of an engineer?A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know youhad, in a way you don’t understand.Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?A: When he realizes he doesn’t have … Continue reading →

————————————————————————————————————————————–GENERAL OBSERVATIONS:————————————————————————————————————————————–I married a Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.——————————————————————-Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.It’s called a Wedding Cake.——————————————————————-Women will never be equal to men until they can walk … Continue reading →