Monthly Archives: March 2008

EVER WONDER? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline! “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why … Continue reading →

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!) GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE … Continue reading →

THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK! 1. “Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf%$# you!” 2. “You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.” 3. “Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.” 4. “Well, aren’t … Continue reading →

“About Engineers” Q: What is the definition of an engineer? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know youhad, in a way you don’t understand. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes … Continue reading →

————————————————————————————————————————————–GENERAL OBSERVATIONS:————————————————————————————————————————————–I married a Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.——————————————————————- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.It’s called a Wedding Cake.——————————————————————- Women will never be equal to men until they … Continue reading →

EVER WONDER? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline! “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why … Continue reading →

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!) GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE … Continue reading →